Update: I just got the final reply from the customer advocacy team. It’s a 7 page PDF file titled “Our final response: We’re unable to uphold your complaint”.
Nothing new in the document. It gives an explanation about how authorisation works and then states that everything that has happened is the merchants + Mastecard fault. From Monzo’s point of view they are following proper procedure and there’s nothing else to do. There’s a note about why they needed evidence from me to be able to do anything, a note about being glad to have arranged for my money to be reimbursed early, and then some reinforcement about how there’s nothing else that they can do. Further available options are to reopen the complaint or contact the Ombudsman.
They completely missed the point about figuring out the technical root cause (so that I could at least pressure Uber). There’s nothing about the process taking 30 days for some people . There’s nothing about Monzo’s horrible manual experience to claim back money for this sort of thing. Nothing about the fact that several other users and me are having very inconsistent experiences and shown different options while trying to claim back money using Monzo’s App. Nothing about this kind of issue happening consistently to some people while not happening at all to others. And they didn’t share any details about any sort of technical investigation on their side.
Frankly, I’m not sure if it’s worth to pursue the issue any further through usual channels. My sincere advice for anyone using Monzo to pay for anything that may be subject to pre-authotisation is:
With Monzo there’s always a chance that authorisation money will be withheld for 30 days. Claiming back your money before 30 days is a chore. Monzo doesn’t officially recognize that there’s anything wrong happening. So, honestly, the pragmatic option is to just pay with something else. NatWest Debit Card has always worked well for me. A Credit Card is a good option as well. Lucky or unlucky, fair or unfair, in my specific case every payment method other than Monzo has always worked flawlessly with Uber.
Unfortunately this also means that, at least for now, I can’t get rid of my “traditional” bank account. Meaning that, as much as I like Monzo’s App, I’ll be using my Monzo account less and, consequently, Monzo will be processing less transactions and dealing with much smaller deposits on my side.
I’ll also be reviewing if I really need Monzo Premium and Monzo Business Pro. Again, not because I dislike Monzo, but because if I’m not going to be using Monzo as my main account, then most of the Premium benefits no longer make much sense.
It’s unfortunate, I really, really like Monzo’s overall experience and want to promote Monzo from a casual spending account to my main Bank. It feels like Monzo is almost there until you hit this sort of issue… Maybe in a couple of years?
Regardless of what happened in official channels. I’m still available if any insiders with a technical background want to get involved.