https://egbg.home.xs4all.nl/counterscript.html
This is a counter script for marketing. As soon as you get asked a question by these ridiculous companies, you start asking questions back.
I genuinely can’t wait to use this 
hope somebody else feels the same.
(if you get so far with it, you even start asking things like “what toothpaste do you recommend”)
Oh, I love this! Please, someone call me!!!
Post your number I am sure you’ll start to get calls 
Or just go ahead and signup for some newsletters or do couple of comparison websites searches 
My strategy is to record all calls and play along with whatever bullshit they’re doing (Fake Name Generator is a great tool) and at the end when they think they’ve sold something or got a lead I just casually ask which company they’re working for, at which point they’re happy to say.
Once I have the company details and the call recording I can get in touch with them directly and invoice them for my time - if they don’t pay up I can escalate it to small claims court as I believe it’s illegal to call personal numbers registered on the TPS list.
Sadly I’ve only ever been able to do this a couple of times - maybe my number is now on some kind of “do not call, I mean REALLY DO NOT call list” because of this.
This is brilliant. Have you ever actually got any money?
Got a few hundred quid twice. I want more spam calls now 
