So you think lying to their users is a better approach 
80% - lol - still have the old uns though - cant see a time when I would ever use it
moan moan 
āWe would love to offer itā isnāt lying 
As previously stated, you are an exception. You are related to Tom
And yes there are plenty other old folk out there that love the tech
But I worked for a bank, and I know that a hell of alot donāt. Especially the ones that come in to fill their ISA allowance each year with a hell of a lot of money in their accounts
Ok fine. Well Iāll give you Ā£50 anyway, if it doesnāt launch this year ![]()
me too me too - apple pay will never ever be coming 
You mean, you hope 
Yes Iām only 99% sure
something could go horribly wrong!
I donāt know mate. I donāt know anything about it. But why the hell wouldnāt it be here already? :S
Hereās another Ā£50 bet from me.
Iāve already said Iām not betting anything.
It will come eventually, but obviously changes have to be made first before it happens. Or else it would already be here
Yep, thatās how I read it too. The language is telling, and it explains why - despite it clearly being a huge deal to people - itās still not around, despite the fact that it was pretty much the first question I asked when i joined a year ago and was told almost the same answer as was just given.
I donāt think I can take Monzo seriously as the bank I want it to be without it and after reading the fairly uninspiring roadmap above, which really makes me sad cos I really thought I was at the start of something pretty special. ![]()
Shut up and take their money!!! 
#FakeNews
Where are people getting this information from? We havenāt had a confirm or deny either way?
For ages mate
like I said, there is absolutely no reason it isnāt here yet
Unless it comes in the next update, itās not coming
Haha no way is that worth the risk
Give me a minute whilst I bookmark some of these excessively negative posts so I can throw them back at you at some point. 
Also, hold my coffee whilst I split out all the Apple Pay postsā¦
I agree entirely mate.
My heart sank when I saw the blog post 
How I saw Starling announce Apple Pay:
āSoonā : Testing : Release
End of June : +15 days : +11 days
So itās definitely going to be announced months ahead by Monzo
There are plenty of reasons such as but not limited to: A new infastructure.
There are no actual facts presented here to back up your claims unless you can present me with one?