Deciphering the Teasers!

(Marcus Nailor, Hot Coral Detective) #1

So then… There’s an upcoming Monzo feature! :tada:

We know it’s coming tomorrow (Tuesday 24th) and we have a few clues from @Tristan :eyes: But who knows what it could be! :smiley:

In case you’ve missed them, here’s the clues so far :slight_smile:

https://twitter.com/trstnthms/status/920992495399591936

https://twitter.com/trstnthms/status/921311554175406080

https://twitter.com/trstnthms/status/921340634325291008

https://twitter.com/trstnthms/status/922412410018856960

Based on all of these tweets, share what you think’s coming up in the comments below :smiley:

I’ll also stick a poll of some options I think it could be :wink:

  • Android Pay
  • Apple Pay
  • Both Android & Apple Pay
  • Pots
  • International Payments
  • Something crazy we’ve not thought of yet!

0 voters

Show results
(Herp Derp) #2

Apple Pay

coz no one cares about Android Pay

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT :eyes: :joy_cat:

(joekw) #3

Almost certainly android pay.
Will be very surprised if it’s apple pay.

(Bob) #4

Nobody thinking overdrafts? :thinking:

(Herp Derp) #5

“This new feature makes it even easier to buy the things you want.”

Nope, either type of pay I reckon

(Bob) #6

This ^^^ reeks of overdrafts!

(Marcus Nailor, Hot Coral Detective) #7

Easier to buy the things you want

Not available for everyone

But…

Doesn’t require an app update

All but that last one do match your suggestion :wink: But us Android folk don’t have it in the app yet and there’s already a preview on iOS :smiley:

Only 24hrs left before we know for sure though :joy:

#8

Would monzo really be encouraging people to go into overdraft to buy ‘the things they want’?

(Marcus Nailor, Hot Coral Detective) #9

Well… they need to make a profit somehow :smirk:

(Kidding! I doubt Monzo would want that :smiley:)

(Jake Tame) #10

Developer on Slack revealed he wasn’t involved in the testing and he works on payments.

I think it might be Current Account Switching

(Sacha) #11

I was thinking it might be some broader rollout of their “spread the cost” product. They were testing it months ago so you’d think by now they might have decided on how it would work and could offer it more generally.

(Herp Derp) #12

Ok guys I have worked it out

FREE HOT CAROL T-SHIRTS FOR ALL!!!

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(Marcus Nailor, Hot Coral Detective) #13

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls… The award for biggest troll of the year goes toooooo:

@tristan

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:tada::tada::tada::tada::tada::tada::joy:

Let’s keep thinking :wink: haha

(Bob) #14

It’s a bluff… or a double bluff :rofl:

(Courtney Halstead - Current Account Holder) #15

I think I just voted out of sheer hope

I’m so excited for pots (the s on the end is important here).

#16

Pots will definitely require an app update so it can’t be that.

#17

Its 1000% Android Pay. Chimes with previous comments that android will get some things first.

#18

and it will be for everyone.

maybe it is CASS. makes sense to have before complete rollout

(Patrick) #19

That just reminded me - I never received my t-shirt from the testing merchants thread!

@tristan

(Marcus Nailor, Hot Coral Detective) #20

Oh Snap!! :tada::boom:

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