What's coming next week? 👀

I have absolutely no idea - I think I’ve been shadow banned.

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Was it you, voting for dark mode?!

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I didn’t vote for nothing!

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Clever use of the double negative there :eyes:

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I voted purely at random.

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That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works!

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You make a mockery of my polling, dear sir! :joy:

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The numbers are already pretty impressive anyway, not miles off our embedded real time stuff, but that’s still a 17% drop! :fire:

Are you able/allowed to say how this improvement has been arrived at, mainly because I am a bit nosy?

Changes to AWS? Changes to Kubernetes? Changes to the REST link layer? Something else? A mixture of more than one?

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I’m loving the optimism of the 40% who think we’ll be going dark…

(And the 2 people who think it might be joint accounts. Bless).

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The other one isn’t even @davidwalton!

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David knows better than to submit to hope over teardowns :slightly_frowning_face:

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Okay Monzo peeps are trolling us now.

In the main poll…

Dan and Bee have gone for dark mode.
Theo’s gone for something else for everyone

In the secret Monzo staff poll we have dark mode and universal feed (huge if true).

We’ll end up with custom periods or weekly graphs on Trends that’ll take ages to fully roll out - and we’ll deal with it :joy:

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It’ll happen eventually, just not that soon

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This would be a dream come true for me…

Would also be v happy with custom periods tho but hope that wouldn’t be the whole thing :crossed_fingers:

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Why no specific option in the poll for cheque imaging?

(runs and hides)

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Are we even developing dark mode? :thinking:

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I will admit this number is slightly faked, it’s just normal traffic with no performance improvements :pray:

We did, however, do a genuine speed increase to our cluster’s service mesh using some very cool ideas and profiling of the mesh! However, I can’t share any numbers or how :frowning: Sorry!

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Tbh, I’m not bothered what is released any more now :man_shrugging:

Monzo has become just a hub for my money in/out on 1st of the month.

Outside of that, its no longer used.

Chase has become my spending account, and savings go into accounts that pay interest. Job done.

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