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I have absolutely no idea - I think Iā€™ve been shadow banned.

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Was it you, voting for dark mode?!

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I didnā€™t vote for nothing!

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Clever use of the double negative there :eyes:

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I voted purely at random.

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Thatā€™s not how this works, thatā€™s not how any of this works!

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You make a mockery of my polling, dear sir! :joy:

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The numbers are already pretty impressive anyway, not miles off our embedded real time stuff, but thatā€™s still a 17% drop! :fire:

Are you able/allowed to say how this improvement has been arrived at, mainly because I am a bit nosy?

Changes to AWS? Changes to Kubernetes? Changes to the REST link layer? Something else? A mixture of more than one?

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Iā€™m loving the optimism of the 40% who think weā€™ll be going darkā€¦

(And the 2 people who think it might be joint accounts. Bless).

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The other one isnā€™t even @davidwalton!

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David knows better than to submit to hope over teardowns :slightly_frowning_face:

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Okay Monzo peeps are trolling us now.

In the main pollā€¦

Dan and Bee have gone for dark mode.
Theoā€™s gone for something else for everyone

In the secret Monzo staff poll we have dark mode and universal feed (huge if true).

Weā€™ll end up with custom periods or weekly graphs on Trends thatā€™ll take ages to fully roll out - and weā€™ll deal with it :joy:

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Itā€™ll happen eventually, just not that soon

https://twitter.com/mhudack/status/1463847961453072384?s=20

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This would be a dream come true for meā€¦

Would also be v happy with custom periods tho but hope that wouldnā€™t be the whole thing :crossed_fingers:

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Why no specific option in the poll for cheque imaging?

(runs and hides)

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Are we even developing dark mode? :thinking:

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I will admit this number is slightly faked, itā€™s just normal traffic with no performance improvements :pray:

We did, however, do a genuine speed increase to our clusterā€™s service mesh using some very cool ideas and profiling of the mesh! However, I canā€™t share any numbers or how :frowning: Sorry!

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Tbh, Iā€™m not bothered what is released any more now :man_shrugging:

Monzo has become just a hub for my money in/out on 1st of the month.

Outside of that, its no longer used.

Chase has become my spending account, and savings go into accounts that pay interest. Job done.

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