What's coming next week? 👀

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Any guesses?

  • Trends improvements
  • Dark mode
  • Joint account goodness :troll:
  • Universal feed
  • DDs directly from pots
  • Something else for paid customers
  • Something else for everyone

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(I think I have a shortlist of three, then I hear “why not all?”)

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Hopefully it’s something important and not dark mode.

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You’re playing with fire, you know that, right? :joy:

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Yes, mods, this post right here.

What’s the rule on flagging again?

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Fingers crossed we all get a car

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You’ll get an NFT of a plushie and you’ll deal with it. :joy:

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I’ll just wait for someone else to post a photo and right click on it

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I’m caught between dark mode (just because @Revels wants it so), Trends stuff (seems obvious) and bills directly from pots.

Which one should I choose? :thinking:

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Hopefully a mix of all of it.

Trends being advanced would be good (monthly/specific date periods)

Direct debits directly from pots would be great, as I’d prefer not to see them in my main transaction list as 2 entries - would prefer to go into the pot to see what’s been and gone.

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Monzo Pay improvements. Apple Pay. For monzo.me too.

Some of the other options (like DD from pots) that take hints from q&a’s still seem like they’re in the early discussions phase and still may never happen, with dark mode being the only exception.

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I should make it that staff can’t reply to these polls so we can’t give away any hints :thinking:

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You can just say @Dan5, it’s okay!

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Or… We could just have an anonymous poll that only staff can vote on!

  • Trends improvements
  • Dark mode
  • Joint account goodness :troll:
  • Universal feed
  • DDs directly from pots
  • Something else for paid customers
  • Something else for everyone
  • I shall never fall for this
  • We are all Dan
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:joy::joy::joy:

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Dark mode is important you heathen :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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I should make it that staff can’t reply to these polls so we can’t give away any hints :thinking:

I’m so incredibly deep in the backend I saw this tweet and thought “wait, we’re releasing something next week?” :joy:

The closet I have to an exciting announcement is that our Kubernetes cluster will be slightly faster next week :rofl:

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I mean if there’s one thing I’ve always thought about Monzo, it’s that the Kubernetes just could be faster. That Backend just isn’t fast enough.

I know what some of these words mean honest

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Don’t worry Ben, it confused me too. Let me translate into terms you might find easier.

=IF(Kubernetes>slow,“Backend is faster”,“Brandon is sad”)

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Look at how slow it was, 1.64ms on average
Screenshot 2021-11-25 at 14.00.12

Now look at it, it’s slightly faster at 1.36ms on average
Screenshot 2021-11-25 at 13.58.50

This is the real product release

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