What's coming next week? 👀

Any guesses?

  • Trends improvements
  • Dark mode
  • Joint account goodness :troll:
  • Universal feed
  • DDs directly from pots
  • Something else for paid customers
  • Something else for everyone

0 voters

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(I think I have a shortlist of three, then I hear “why not all?”)

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Hopefully it’s something important and not dark mode.

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You’re playing with fire, you know that, right? :joy:

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Yes, mods, this post right here.

What’s the rule on flagging again?

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Fingers crossed we all get a car

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You’ll get an NFT of a plushie and you’ll deal with it. :joy:

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I’ll just wait for someone else to post a photo and right click on it

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I’m caught between dark mode (just because @Revels wants it so), Trends stuff (seems obvious) and bills directly from pots.

Which one should I choose? :thinking:

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Hopefully a mix of all of it.

Trends being advanced would be good (monthly/specific date periods)

Direct debits directly from pots would be great, as I’d prefer not to see them in my main transaction list as 2 entries - would prefer to go into the pot to see what’s been and gone.

Monzo Pay improvements. Apple Pay. For monzo.me too.

Some of the other options (like DD from pots) that take hints from q&a’s still seem like they’re in the early discussions phase and still may never happen, with dark mode being the only exception.

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I should make it that staff can’t reply to these polls so we can’t give away any hints :thinking:

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You can just say @Dan5, it’s okay!

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Or… We could just have an anonymous poll that only staff can vote on!

  • Trends improvements
  • Dark mode
  • Joint account goodness :troll:
  • Universal feed
  • DDs directly from pots
  • Something else for paid customers
  • Something else for everyone
  • I shall never fall for this
  • We are all Dan

0 voters

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:joy::joy::joy:

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Dark mode is important you heathen :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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I should make it that staff can’t reply to these polls so we can’t give away any hints :thinking:

I’m so incredibly deep in the backend I saw this tweet and thought “wait, we’re releasing something next week?” :joy:

The closet I have to an exciting announcement is that our Kubernetes cluster will be slightly faster next week :rofl:

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I mean if there’s one thing I’ve always thought about Monzo, it’s that the Kubernetes just could be faster. That Backend just isn’t fast enough.

I know what some of these words mean honest

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Don’t worry Ben, it confused me too. Let me translate into terms you might find easier.

=IF(Kubernetes>slow,“Backend is faster”,“Brandon is sad”)

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Look at how slow it was, 1.64ms on average
Screenshot 2021-11-25 at 14.00.12

Now look at it, it’s slightly faster at 1.36ms on average
Screenshot 2021-11-25 at 13.58.50

This is the real product release

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