(Renamed) there are some crazy crazy people in the world

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Well this is odd

I wonder if they have been in touch with the ombudsman :laughing:

EDIT: I’ve renamed this thread given it’s not really about the original post anymore :joy:

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It’s already down for checks…

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I doubt it will get any further, but I would be curious to know what the poster thinks Monzo have done to them

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I think it’s just not up yet, I don’t think it’s been taken down for review.

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Usually they never get checked first, it’s only when they get flagged it becomes hidden.

If you look at the removed section on petitions you’ll see some crazy ones that actually managed to get thousands of signatures before it was taken down

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At least he got 5 people before it was taken down :laughing:

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I never knew you could look at those. Fascinating. How does one measure the viscosity of a dog?

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Where do you find those?

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Some are normal others are random, some are funny and a lot of them are full on crazy

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Sounds a lot like the ombudsman complaint letters that get published and every “monzo closed my account” thread here :laughing:

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That petition is never going to eligible, because of the first condition:

Petitions must be about something that the Government or the House of Commons is responsible for.

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Wut? :rofl: Just mark as junk if there’s no unsubscribe link or way to contact them on their website.

And… Like McDonalds and countless others?

I would have defo signed this one too:

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The Government have already advised that people who can work at home should do so, however it’s a decision for Mr Claus whether he is able to work from home.

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I haven’t laughed so much all day as I did when I saw the Santa petition

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You do definitely get some strange ones

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Some others I saw yesterday were:

  • Only sell beer in pint bottles/cans because they don’t fill a glass
  • Putting the clocks forward 2 hours instead of 1 to help recovery from lockdown.
  • 4 day working week
  • For the removal of orange cream and strawberry delight from Quality Street

I could spend all day on there :laughing:

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What’s wrong with this one?

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Nothing I’m all for it :smiley:

I might start my own to have everywhere close on Sundays like in Italy.

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Send ‘em to the Tower for this heinous suggestion.

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Okay - this one was an obvious troll and was very funny