This may turn out to be a strangely prescient prediction 
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Interesting 
Never doubt the power of my crystal ball
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“Siri, remind me to obsessively refresh the Monzo forum starting at 1.55pm.”
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So does this mean we’ve got another hour of stupid guesses? 
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Not if I use my new feature, Get Feature Early
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You’re only just using it? I got it yesterday
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Get Refunded Early
Made a purchase you regret? Can’t be bothered with the hassle of a chargeback?
Just type “Ctrl Z” into online chat and we’ll refund any purchases made in the last 24 hours"
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Reminds me of the scene in IT Crowd
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What’s Going Onzo?
Revolutionary new way of combining banking with a cutting edge calendar app.
Monzo acquisition target: https://airbridge.app/
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Some of these silly ideas have made me laugh way more then they should have
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I’d pay good money for that notification sound 
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This Card will Self Destruct
When you reach the £100 limit, the card spontaneously self-combusts to prevent you from overspending and keeping within your budget
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The socialist feature
Every day the app will redistribute your wealth to all other Monzo users
This will give you a warm glow as you help all the other Monzo comrades
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In Soviet Russia, Card Spends You
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PepperPots
All your money is now in physical pots in your own home, you just take a picture of it and the money is added.
If you wish to take any out, the mass covering of pepper makes you sneeze so much you leave your money where it is.
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Forget Shared Tabs , Shared Balances are here. Every time you spend on your card it messages your group chat about that expensive purchase you really didn’t need so they can shame you for you bad spending
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Grab them all here; https://www.soundboard.com/sb/fonz_fonzie_sounds
The capitalist feature.
Everything you do comes at a cost. But you can also monetise your money.
Every tap comes at a cost! But sell your data for additional income!
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30 minutes remaining! 
(Bakeoff voice)
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