Hit me with your best Dad jokes the cheesier the better
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Did you hear about the farmer who won a Noble prize? He was out standing in his field.
A farmer counted 47 cows in his field, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
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Great thread.
I usually try and tell a dad joke between 8:30 and 9 if I am in the office, though now I am working from home that can be anywhere between 9 and 11.
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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Halloumi!
What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?
Marscapone
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
What kind of cheese would you use to tempt a bear out of the woods?
Camembert
How should you handle Welsh cheese?
Caerphilly
What’s a Cornish pirate’s favourite cheese?
Yarrrgh!
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hahahaha AMAZING!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
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What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no idea
What do you call someone who’s juggling three pints of lager while playing snooker?
Beatrix Potter 
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What do you call a magician when he’s lost his magic?
Ian
What do we want?
More acronyms.
When do we want them?
ASAP
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groaaaan
I met my girlfriend at the Zoo.
There she was, in her uniform.
I knew straight away she was a keeper.
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I went to the zoo, but all they had was a dog.
That sounds like a pretty Shih Tzu.
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas
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My father always used to say that no news is good news.
Lovely man. Terrible journalist.
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Did you hear about the couple that went to the gym?
They didn’t workout.
Will glass coffins become popular?
Remains to be seen.
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This thread has brought much joy to a stressful work week.
Thank You all 
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Do you like cheese by bay chance?