Hit me with your best Dad jokes the cheesier the better
Did you hear about the farmer who won a Noble prize? He was out standing in his field.
A farmer counted 47 cows in his field, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
I usually try and tell a dad joke between 8:30 and 9 if I am in the office, though now I am working from home that can be anywhere between 9 and 11.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
What kind of cheese would you use to tempt a bear out of the woods?
How should you handle Welsh cheese?
What’s a Cornish pirate’s favourite cheese?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no idea
What do you call someone who’s juggling three pints of lager while playing snooker?
What do you call a magician when he’s lost his magic?
What do we want?
When do we want them?
I met my girlfriend at the Zoo.
There she was, in her uniform.
I knew straight away she was a keeper.
I went to the zoo, but all they had was a dog.
That sounds like a pretty Shih Tzu.
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
My father always used to say that no news is good news.
Lovely man. Terrible journalist.
Did you hear about the couple that went to the gym?
They didn’t workout.
Will glass coffins become popular?
Remains to be seen.
This thread has brought much joy to a stressful work week.
Thank You all
Do you like cheese by bay chance?