Dad Jokes

Hit me with your best Dad jokes the cheesier the better

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Did you hear about the farmer who won a Noble prize? He was out standing in his field.

A farmer counted 47 cows in his field, but when he rounded them up he had 50.

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Great thread.

I usually try and tell a dad joke between 8:30 and 9 if I am in the office, though now I am working from home that can be anywhere between 9 and 11.

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Marscapone

What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

What kind of cheese would you use to tempt a bear out of the woods?

Camembert

How should you handle Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly

What’s a Cornish pirate’s favourite cheese?

Yarrrgh!

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hahahaha AMAZING!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

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What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?

Still no idea

What do you call someone who’s juggling three pints of lager while playing snooker?

Beatrix Potter :beer::8ball:

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What do you call a magician when he’s lost his magic?

Ian

What do we want?

More acronyms.

When do we want them?

ASAP

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groaaaan

I met my girlfriend at the Zoo.

There she was, in her uniform.

I knew straight away she was a keeper.

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I went to the zoo, but all they had was a dog.

That sounds like a pretty Shih Tzu.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas

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My father always used to say that no news is good news.

Lovely man. Terrible journalist.

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Did you hear about the couple that went to the gym?

They didn’t workout.

Will glass coffins become popular?

Remains to be seen.

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This thread has brought much joy to a stressful work week.

Thank You all :stars:

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Do you like cheese by bay chance?