My father always used to say that the grass is greener on the other side.
Lovely man. Terrible goundsman.
My father always used to say that the grass is greener on the other side.
Lovely man. Terrible goundsman.
My father always used to say that the first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more.
Lovely bloke. Terrible anaesthetist.
Shamelessly stealing a joke I heard today:
I used to work as a delivery driver.
I carried a giant roll of bubble wrap to the front door, and the householder said “Pop it in the corner.”
Took me three hours.
I’m thinking of selling my vacuum, it’s just collecting dust