Dad Jokes

My father always used to say that the grass is greener on the other side.

Lovely man. Terrible goundsman.

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My father always used to say that the first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more.

Lovely bloke. Terrible anaesthetist.

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Shamelessly stealing a joke I heard today:

I used to work as a delivery driver.
I carried a giant roll of bubble wrap to the front door, and the householder said “Pop it in the corner.”
Took me three hours.

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I’m thinking of selling my vacuum, it’s just collecting dust :sweat_smile:

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