Are you having a laugh?

Good morning all.

We all know it’s a bit difficult out there at the moment and everyone could do with a laugh. So - drop your best joke!

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Wouldn’t be right for me not to start:

I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore - the ducks just won’t leave him alone.

Still, I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog…

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Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Stuart.

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I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

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Had a horrible peak a boo accident recently.

Ended up in ICU

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@Dadsaysjokes
https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes

:sweat_smile:

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Love that account

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That account is one of my faves too! It’s brilliant explaining those puns to my colleagues (all from outside the UK)

Beau sent this letter to me on animal crossing

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What did the policeman say to his belly?

You’re under a vest

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A weasel walks into a bar, the barman is shocked and tells the weasel “I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get you?”

“Pop” goes the weasel.

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices that there are beef fillets hanging from the ceiling and asks the barman: “What’s that all about?”

The barman responds, “We’re doing an offer, if you can jump and touch these fillets, your meal and drinks are free for the evening, fancy a go?”

“No thanks” the man replies, “the steaks are too high”

Did you know that 6 out of 7 Dwarves are not happy?

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How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?

It’s not hard.

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But do you have a loionse for these jokes m8?

I went to the zoo recently and they only had one animal. It was a Shih Tzu.