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Are the dog slack channels still the most popular?

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that is a brilliant question and to be honest, i have no idea! I’ll do some research for you and try to find out :ok_hand:

#goats is now pretty popular, and so is #geese following the release of a certain video game.

I made a slack channel once and only 15 people here joined it :sob:

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Why? Why? and WHY!?

See if you can answer that :stuck_out_tongue:

Have we got Geese Simulator now? Far OUT! :confused:

I agree - you use Octopus and they are ok - I assume you get the £50 RAF fee too? I’ve not paid for my usage for just over a year thanks to referrals :slight_smile:

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Why is blue?

Goats because they’re cute - thats the easiest way to convince people to join a slack channel :joy:
Cuteness is a big selling point.

Geese just because. If you join, people just shout honk, and theres an emoji of a goose!

and because i tried to convince people to play a game and people just weren’t interested! :joy:
Good news is, that made me the winner by default.

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Given all the issues around plus and then the watchdog investigation, what are you doing to win back the faith of people like me that now only keep a minimal amount of spending money into Monzo account because I’m concerned about how Monzo will treat me if I find myself having issues

Not sure if that’s brilliant or disturbing

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both

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I refute this, it’s #cats

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Geese memes are fun

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Would you still work for monzo if they would close all the remote positions, so it means moving to London or Cardiff and commuting?

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I absolutely would. I’m honestly thinking of moving closer to the offices and still keeping my remote position, just so i can pop into the offices anyway.

for the dogs

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Does anyone want to see Zorra?
She’s one of the dogs from Cardiff and she’s very smart!

One time, i was eating some cheesy chips and veggie hot dog, and zorra was more than happy to eat the chips but when i gave her last little piece of the veggie hot dog she just spat it out, like she knew it wasnt meat! :joy:

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Are there any normal sized or large breed dogs in the office? Every one I’ve seen is a small.

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We have Dustin. https://www.instagram.com/dustbindustin/

He is very people shy.

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Ahhhh he’s my new favourite :heart_eyes:… Now if there was a Newfoundland or Great Dane then that could possibly steal the crown… :blush:

They moult loads though, how does that go down in the office? Do the owners vacuum and bring in lint rollers and such or is that down to the cleaners?

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I’m always surprised when I hear about offices with dogs or cats - does no one at Monzo have pet allergies lol? Or are the dogs just in a particular part of the office? I thought dog/cat allergies were pretty common, but maybe not so!

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