People who come to the office and then spend the entire day with headphones on, not interacting, the ignorant mouth-breathing social misfits.
And then you have to ask them a question so need to gesture like your having some kind of seizure to get their attention, and then they give you the laboured “just let me pause this track before taking off my headphones and THEN I’ll give you attention, but you do realise you are interrupting my flow right” look.
People that slurp their hot drink… I’ll tip that over your head if you don’t STFU
People that walk slowly in malls… Speed up you fool I need to buy my crappy stuff
People that stop in the mall and chat… Move!!
People that drive 20 in a 40… Need to be banned for a year
People that do not have their contactless cards ready on public transport… Do you think we all have time to wait for you to search through your bag?
People that shout on their phones on public transport… No I don’t care if your uncle just bought new goat
People that play music through their phones whilst on public transport… listen you little yewt you may like this new Drill Music crap but I don’t.
People that do not read their E-Mails but then continue to ask a question when the f**ing answer was in the last E-Mail sent… You are getting ignored mate
People that add you on chain E-Mails thinking you know the answer or can help… errrrr no mate.