It has been a while since I’ve done my pitchforks sales pitch:
WE GOT 'EM ALL!
| Traditional | Left Handed | Fancy |
|---|---|---|
| —E | Ǝ— | —{ |
| WE EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS! |
| 33% off! | 66% off! | Manufacturer’s Defect! |
|---|---|---|
| —F | —L | —e |
NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!
| The Euro | The Pound | The Lira |
|---|---|---|
| —€ | —£ | —₤ |