Secrets..... 😉

Androids to replace COps?
Trained mice?

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A “legacy” bank with IT issues has decided to use Monzo’s infrastructure to improve reliability?

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Monzo buying a legacy bank?

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Pre paid is coming back with unlimited top ups?

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THE PULSE BAR AND HASH TAGS ARE GOING!!!

wooooooooo

I wish :frowning:

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You launched a hostile take over and tom is locked in the basement while you declare yourself supreme leader of the Monzonaughts?

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They bought PreeCard :joy_cat: Trollol

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:nauseated_face:

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Spec out the new office in pure Simon style?

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Haha this thread is hilarious :joy:

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Monzo is changing its name back to Mondo?

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Anne from Starling is joining Monzo

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You’re opening a branch in Kidderminster for us to pay in cash; there will also be cats and pineapple pizza for free?

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She’s the new head of transparency

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Free cats…sounds too good to be true!

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Monzo will be providing customer support from the USA

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You’ve hired Chad West?

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I was right!!!

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