Russian man sues Apple for "turning him gay" ๐ŸŒˆ

There we have it folks. The most ridiculous news article of the day :joy:

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I mean

but this is something that happened for the first time in the history of Apple Inc. that it is being sued for changing the sex of an individual.

Iโ€™m pretty sure thatโ€™s not how being gay works

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And only suing for $15k. If a corporation changed my sexuality (I know it is not possible) and was provable, I would be suing for more than that.

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Monzo turned me straight.

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Guess Iโ€™ll be buying an iPhone to try out being gay for a bit, but before I do Iโ€™m just confirming that using my android after Iโ€™ll switch back?

No, switching back to Android changes your gender.

Hmm but essentially Iโ€™ll be straight again.

then just switch to ios and back to android again to get back to the beginning

Didnโ€™t think of that :smile:

I have no idea what throwing a windows phone into the mix does

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Donโ€™t you just fade away and then become Android after the struggle anyway?

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