New feature coming 👀

Some of these silly ideas have made me laugh way more then they should have

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I’d pay good money for that notification sound :laughing:

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This Card will Self Destruct

When you reach the £100 limit, the card spontaneously self-combusts to prevent you from overspending and keeping within your budget

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The socialist feature

Every day the app will redistribute your wealth to all other Monzo users

This will give you a warm glow as you help all the other Monzo comrades

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In Soviet Russia, Card Spends You

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PepperPots

All your money is now in physical pots in your own home, you just take a picture of it and the money is added.

If you wish to take any out, the mass covering of pepper makes you sneeze so much you leave your money where it is.

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Forget Shared Tabs , Shared Balances are here. Every time you spend on your card it messages your group chat about that expensive purchase you really didn’t need so they can shame you for you bad spending

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Grab them all here; https://www.soundboard.com/sb/fonz_fonzie_sounds

The capitalist feature.

Everything you do comes at a cost. But you can also monetise your money.

Every tap comes at a cost! But sell your data for additional income!

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30 minutes remaining! :mega: (Bakeoff voice)

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Kieran, take your time. No one wants a soggy bottom…

Introducing Soggy Bottom; if your balance goes below £100 your phone will emit a liquid. This one simple social shaming technique will stop you ever buying too many coffees again.

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Is it weird that I like this idea? As long as it’s toggleable

Split The Bill Plus

You create a group of everyone out for dinner, you all work out how much you’ve spent, Monzo automatically works out who has the most left in their account after they have paid for dinner and they are charged for everyones dinner.

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10 minutes remaining :loudspeaker:

Is there any chance the announcement can be made tomorrow instead?

I’m not done with fake features yet. Don’t want to let actual news get in the way of a good speculation thread.

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I hope it’s the business WebGUI coming to Personal accounts!

Sometimes you just want a webGUI (like a business customer)

None of Your Business Banking - the monzo app is a blank screen unless your phone is held at a very specific angle

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CHECK YOUR MONZO LABS!!!

Easy Bank Transfer!

Have fun

Edit: Ok, that’s cool, great job everyone, that was the only thing i really wished Monzo had when i checked out Revolut the other day, so easy

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It does, check your feed