Is He ??
" I am just flummoxed about the whole thing. How come the share price has only doubled,when the valuation is between £6-£8 billion also they have onboarded at least 7 million customers since then "
Not the way I read it , you may have interpreted it differently ? the joys of typed answers / questions 
Also why @Juno17 thinks the valuation is / should be £6-8bn I dont know - unless Brian knows how many shares Capital G got for their investment ?
Wait till June 2024 and come back to this thread and I guarantee the valuation will be £6-£8 billion. No scientific calculations just a good old fashioned GUESS!
Gentle nudge
This discussion is wildly off topic now, which is against the code of conduct
Please either bring discussion of investments in Monzo to a soft landing this morning, or ask Alan or I to split it out to a new/different topic
I did not mention it yesterday as I hoped it would peter out, but here we are again this morning
Is your new years resolution to threaten to be overly heavy handed for no reason?
Nobody is discussing paper towels or the latest tv show. This thread has nearly 5000 posts, a 20 or so about Monzo investments isn’t the end of the world is it?
It’ll die off and the topic will continue in a day or so of its own accord.
Challenge accepted.
The missing factor here is the “down round”. Others have mentioned the normal dilution, which also happened, but at the beginning of the pandemic Monzo (very very closely) failed to close a round of funding. They subsequently took on investment at a punitive valuation in order to survive the pandemic. This has hurt your investment. But you’re still up 80%, and you should be happy about that.
Additionally 2018 was the third crowdfunding round and therefore there was less upside to be had than if you had invested in the two previous rounds.
Thank you for finally answering my post 
Hooray, a Monzo technology session this side of the pandemic!
Thanks for sharing
Edit: Added it to the wiki along with other previous sessions and presentations from Miles and others:
What is the latest news on the purported £300 million investment in Monzo. I thought it was meant to be finalised before year end 2023
Need to ask Mark Kleinman of Sky News about that. No one else has mentioned it as far as I know, other than in reference to his splash.
The replies make this place look like Mensa.
I don’t get this.
“My money is stuck, I need money for food”
“Your account is under review as per terms, you mention you’re struggling for food, here’s a temporary solution to your problem”
People moan about being helped.
To add, it’s usually offered to customers before just sending the link, they accept, so monzo sends the support they asked for.
that’s like me coming to your house, taking a dump on your living room floor, and telling you that it would smell less if you opened a window.
it’s not “being helpful”
Agreed! Surprised that someone with £20k in a current account wouldn’t have another account/credit card with which to buy some grub whilst she sorted out a misunderstanding with her bank.
Not really no, I wouldnt agree to you having a shit in my house, so not really the same.
Who give a toss about some random on Twitter?
If you don’t want people to see your tweets then have a private account.
I’d say it belongs here - after all, the tweet has been viewed 1.1 million times - probably more than headlines in some newspapers.
If I was Monzo reading through the comments, I’d be concerned at how confused about the safety of online banks the average person seems to be. I’d think about using the next marketing campaign focussing on the safety and security of Monzo and the FSCS protection.
Would love to see Lunar enter the UK market. Not necessarily with the acquisition, but who knows?
And N26 again, obvs.