If just use cash. Get paid in cash problems solved.
Then you’ll fear about being mugged
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Where have you got that statistic from ? Have you made it up?
Look across the monzo Facebook page each day they’re countless of people posting about it and rule out the other reasons gives you 80% since 8 out of 10 are crypto related
Sounds pretty scientific.
I’ve totted up the numbers too and 7% of Monzo customers have had their card sucked down a train toilet. If Monzo could eliminate their losses from having to replace these cards, they’d be in profit.
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To be fair, having staff members come on here and say it was fine for people to order new cards because the shade of orange was slightly different didn’t help either. Had they said “live with it, and if it falls in a train toilet do what you need to do to get it back out, get your hands right down in there if need be, corona or no corona, and definitely don’t flush it onto the tracks, or all the better look after it and don’t let it happen in the first place’, then there may have been a lot less wasteful replacing, and a lot less financial loss…
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Very true, and I guess they could save even more money if it weren’t for the 69% of customers who waste customer service hours by accidentally sending the team photos of their aubergines and watermelons via chat. This statistic is 100% accurate, I calculated it based on the post I saw on the community.
You’ll be surprised what else gets sucked down a train toilet
How do you know it as a accident 
Not in 2021 
More and more places do not accept cash. And we know covid19 accelerated that 
Also, salaries and other formal income are not being paid in cash any more. Isn’t it?
Cash in hand
Not sure which world you live in but every shop in my entire area takes cash.
Funny to see that you are limiting your self with ‘‘shops’’ alone 
What about other services as O2, weekly bus/train ticket, etc? 
A bus takes cash?
My train takes cash?
You can buy O2 with cash?
As above all can be bought with cash
VERY limited in Exeter city 
. Unless you have exact amount to pay as most of drivers have no change really 
Local trains prefer tickets you ALREADY bought online. NO cash was accepted during 1st lockdown.
O2 is still closed. Online orders only, paid upfront with debit card 
“it looks like you’ve frauded too much this month”.
Fixed it for you. You’re welcome.
I’ve never had to pay for oxygen online
Did you forget to switch back from the emoji keyboard to the QWERTY one by mistake? Embarrassing when that happens. Especially when it’s to your granny and you have to make out that you were watering your aubergines and peaches and just wanted her to know as she likes gardening…
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I was sitting there thinking @ndrw must be writing a book this is taking so long. I understand why it took you so long to type one sentence now 
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To be fair in London buses don’t take cash.