I am worried about Monzo closing my account

I’ve never had to pay for oxygen online

Did you forget to switch back from the emoji keyboard to the QWERTY one by mistake? Embarrassing when that happens. Especially when it’s to your granny and you have to make out that you were watering your aubergines and peaches and just wanted her to know as she likes gardening…

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I :raising_hand_woman: don’t :no_good_woman: see :eyes: what’s :woman_shrugging: wrong :x: with :tipping_hand_man: their :arrow_right::man: messages :email:

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I was sitting there thinking @ndrw must be writing a book this is taking so long. I understand why it took you so long to type one sentence now :rofl:

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To be fair in London buses don’t take cash.

They don’t take many people at the moment, either.

Why no many people called anon

Trolls accounts removed, job done

Because Monzo got bored closing random bank accounts so now they’re doing it to community accounts :thinking::woman_shrugging::wink::joy:

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Did anyone else see that or just me?

Some random accounts doing voodoo chants then poof it went?

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You didn’t imagine it. Someone or something is closing down spam accounts almost immediately…
my guess is feathers is working overtime :joy:

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No idea what language it was.
I tried translator but it said a error that i was entering multiple languages so I guess it was a attempt to make it impossible for us to know what he or she was saying

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It’s the same bored person who’s been here all weekend still. Must have a truly sad life to keep trying to make accounts to troll the forum 🤦

Could be a group as at one point 3 of them was talking at once

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It’s school holidays. The children are bored.

I think a bit of French, Latin and something that resembled an Austronesian language.

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‘tlhIngan’ - English - Klingon translation | TRANSLATOR.EU

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A good way to mitigate account closure (or suspension) is not to rely on a single current account or a single bank card. There’s no reason these days not to open more than one account. Also have at least one credit card with a decent amount of credit available for emergencies. This also mitigates temporary technical problems with a bank, card scheme, etc. So many people put all their eggs in one basket then complain they have to use a food bank to feed their family.

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Welcome to the community! Monzo have the right to close any account with 2 months notice - you agreed to that when you registered.

Other banks do it, Monzo are probably just getting more coverage for it because it’s a new bank etc. etc.

Read the thread, move bank, move on, and deal with it. :slight_smile: Have a good weekend.