Anyone know where to get a contactless implant?

[davidwalton (Award Winning Hot Coral Analyst)]

Back to Badger Pay - it’s the future

Garmin Pay: When will I be able to buy oat milk with my watch?

Badger Pay. Badgers will have NFC chips implanted just under the skin on their necks and customers will be able to conveniently tap their Badger to pay for goods and services. We can leave our contactless cards and phones at home, just remember to take your Badger with you.

Which means the ‘Monzo in numbers’ topic needs an update now that there are 5,059,488 users:

“If all Monzo users used badger pay, they’d be collectively carrying 60,713,856 kgs of lethally angry animals.”