You’ve invested £20,000,000 in Monzo! 🚀


Exactly what I was trying to say… you’ve just been blunt about it haha! :joy::joy::joy:


I think all new Monzo cards should come with a scratch-off corner to reveal the ‘investor’ writing. Then they only need to produce one card :joy:

(Hugh Wells) #193

I think I beat you :wink:

(Kevyn) #194

I read from the pre-investment information that it started at 10am so I bought them during a break in my Mathematics training this morning. Bought 100 so I could easily multiply any future share price :grin: .


Now this is a great idea :rofl:

(🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️) #196

I was in a meeting and had to “pay attention”.couldnt just concentrate on my phone for 30 secs. Had to be nonchalant.

(Marcus Nailor, Hot Coral Detective) #197

I think I beat everybody :joy:


(Is Santa here yet?) #198


(Tom) #199



(Is Santa here yet?) #201

Took you 3 hours and 24 minutes after your pre sale went live, last place so far :sunglasses:

(Marcus Nailor, Hot Coral Detective) #202


What mysterious cheat codes did you key into the Monzo app to do this? :smirk:


Haha!! Yes good spot, however luckily there was no way for the pre-sale to run out so I bought mine as I was eating a cheese and ham roll for my lunch at work :woozy_face::joy:


Don’t answer if its not info you can give publicly. I would have thought employees would have some company share/investment scheme? Is this different?

(Steve) #205

Ooh 1 minute in it!


As I understand it, staff can select a different mix of options and salary depending on their risk appetite / need for monthly income, so there’ll be different amounts of each per employee (and per role).

I don’t think there’s anything to stop staff participating in this crowdfund, too. But for that they’d be treated just like you and me. :slight_smile:


Yeah I see what you mean. similar to buying shares of a company out your post tax wage on the public market.



(Jack) #209

I’d have been 10:01 If I hadn’t had to force close the app :see_no_evil:


Too late as ever :joy:

Why is iOS has green top and Android Gray :thinking: