When will Monzo support Apple Pay?

Well this proved to be some very interesting trolling to read this morning! Lets see if May brings more than some nice sunshine! :sun_with_face:

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Same, need my wedding to be sunny! :sunglasses:

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So there has been no comment from Tom as to if he will be pretty excited next month also therefore this confirms no Apple Pay, also IIRC he has Android and if it’s a Samsung it will be Samsung Pay.

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It’s got nothing to do with *Pay, @Tom will finally reveal if he likes cats.

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All aboard the Monzo-May hype train

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@simonb does the excitement for May tie into your super secret project :eyes: ?

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The one where he has to spend a lot of time in Cupertino?

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I really hope its Apple Pay

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As an added bonus, iPhone users will get an exclusive Apple themed card…

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Be better if android users got that and Apple users kept the normal one

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By the time Monzo gets Apple Tim Cook will no longer be the CEO :joy_cat:

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What?

He’s trolling.

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Resisting the urge to try and add it anyway…

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But you know you really want to…

Clearly a troll as that isn’t how Apple Pay displays card numbers.

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Is he the same person as @Siri?

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@m8tt cool troll bro

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This was clearly a fake! It’s still April :man_shrugging:

If it had been the month of May then I’d find it more believable :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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The biggest giveaway that it’s a fake mock-up is: why would it have a chip?

…although to be fair if Scott Forstall was still at the helm of software, all Apple Pay cards probably would have a chip… #skeuomorphism

Judging by how the google pay card looks, I’m guessing the actual cards gonna look kind of like this:

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I mean, if you want to experience an early ‘beta preview’:

  1. Put your Monzo card in the back of your phone case
  2. At the till, open up that screenshot
  3. (Optional) make a small pinging sound as you tap your phone down onto the reader

The more I think about it though, gonna miss the comments on the card at the till…

“Blimey that’s bright! Never gonna lose that are you?”

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