So I have a basic account with natwest to dump cheques into… finally decided to transfer the accumulating money out of it.
Tried the mobile app… what a disaster. According to its description this thing has won awards… for what exactly?
Firstly signing up is an exercise in frustration. At each step it asks for a new item of information if you go and look it up on your phone (because, you know, I don’t have obscure numbers for an account I rarely use committed to memory) it completely restarts the process and you have to start again. They’ve never heard of multitasking phones at natwest.
Then the phone number entry is utterly broken. Android helpfully provides a prefill of the correct numbers, which you select… and the app immediately removes the last digit. So you have to put the number in, delete the space then put the last digit it, because they didn’t think of people spacing out phone numbers.
Then it sends itself a text. Do not click on the notification when the text arrives… this restarts the registration process again…
Another random number that it’s damned lucky I kept in lastpass later (and another restart of the app…), and I’m in, yay.
‘Pay your contacts’. OK that sounds good…
‘We don’t have your mobile number on record’. What? The one YOU JUST USED TO VERIFY THE APP???
Maybe it’s like Monzo and it uses the mobile as a key to pay contacts… Doesn’t explain why it doesn’t have it already, but OK… let’s try something more traditional.
Let’s try a payment. This seems more like it. ‘Choose Payee’. ‘Pay someone new’.
‘We don’t have your mobile number on record’
WTF? Why in the name of hells teeth does a faster payment need a mobile number?
Bugger it. Maybe a standing order… ‘We don’t have…’. Dammit. International payment? ‘We don’t have…’ Dammit.
Basically the app is utterly useless for anything unless make a special step of ‘giving them my mobile number’ (probably all 4 of them) because aliens, or something.
And this won awards???!!!
I’ll never criticise the Monzo app again…
(For bonus points I gave up and went to online banking, and their stupid keypad decided it wasn’t going accept my pin and broke so I’m going to have to travel to the next town to one of the few remaining branches just to get at the money… it’s almost not worth the effort. Lucky I didn’t need it in a hurry).