Just make sure its not been used
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Always go for this, or Andrex is next best.
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Each to their own. I use a lot of roll so know my preference 
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I’ve never tried the Andrex Supreme Quilts.
I’ll have a look next time I go shopping and compare, but I’m a man of habit and like what I like 
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None of these, get a bidet people.
In the immortal words of Taylor Swift - ‘Shake It Off, Shake It Off’!
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Am I the only man alive who isn’t doing this?
Always assumed that’s why boxers had extra layers, just in case… ya know.
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Oh dear.
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No.
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It reminds me of a stand up show by Michael McIntyre where he does a bit mocking guys he saw in the gym drying their “cracks” let’s say, shouting to laughter that that part isn’t wet so why are they doing it.
I felt like the only person concerned that I felt like that should be wet after a shower…
As for the male pee situation, always dab where paper is available. I was in a bar in London last year that had little paper dabbers next to each urinal which was very handy and not something I’ve seen since.
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Shake thoroughly
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That doesn’t stop the thing being wet!
Try just shaking your hands after washing - they ain’t dry!
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Each to their own RE Willy dabbers
I’m sure if it was solely your finger tip wet you could shake that dry, which is a fair comparison unless you’ve an oddly shaped 
split 5 ways into another form of whatever to match a hand.
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Thread of the year right here
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I just wet my finger and shook it, still isn’t dry after a couple of waggles 
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One man’s normal is another man’s crazy.
I remember the look on my brother’s face when I told him NO, I did not sit down to pee when I was tired.
Oh I love doing this. It’s my night-pee ritual.
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I have sat down to pee ever since I urinated into a pub urinal one summer and could feel the spray-back on my legs.
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That’s nature’s way of cooling you down in the summer.
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