Toilet Roll recommendations

Surprised to find Smart Toilet and Kitchen Towel topics, but none dedicated to the smaller towels everyone uses. Or maybe not everyone :astonished:

So without further ado-do, here it is.

Push out your preferred or avoid-at-any-cost small sheet advice. From the indestructible, non-stick skin-lacerating Izal types to the atom-thin, finger-through-paper disappointments.

Starting with this one, from an initial marketing point of view:

Asda, you have a marketing winner :muscle:

Full unboxing and in-depth review to follow through after I’ve had a Toby’s All-you-can-eat and a few coffees.

So what’s your ring-of-fire rescue luxury? Reassuring spongey thickness or a moist application via hello-vera? Absorption excellence or something completely different maybe - bidet or just walk-away?
Comments below.

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Costco’s own brand Kirkland 3 ply is excellent. I believe it’s Costco’s biggest seller. When you go there most people buy it as you can spot it in their trolleys. 10 packs of 4 rolls. Competitive price but not sure what it is atm as I haven’t got a recent receipt to hand.

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Asda Shades are very good.

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I just use Andrex; whatever is on offer at the time.

I’m #basic.

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I’ve been using the bamboo rolls from Who Gives A Crap for a couple of years now and it’s excellent. On a par with ā€œpremiumā€ brands like old Andrew but no plastic waste.

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I have a bidet, so I only buy toilet paper very rarely. I hate all toilet paper tbh, but I think I just have the Tesco brand quilted one or something

Who Gives a Crap premium to get the worst off then a couple of sheets of flushable moists from Amazon.

Always Cushelle.

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Really like Who Gives a Crap. One order does me for a good 6 months.

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Bamboo doesn’t work for toilet paper, I find. It’s a little lacking in the absorbency area, in a way that doesn’t matter for tissues.

I use Waitrose own brand myself. Can’t be doing with the cheap brands, it’s a false economy. And the fancy brands, your Andrea and what have you, feel rather over engineered to me - it’s all very well making an amazing one square, but when my natural inclination is to use more and fold it over, it feels like I’m massively wasting an expensive roll.

:scream:

Three sheets is enough. Which matches up with the graphic you posted. But three sheets of Andrex quilted for example is far thicker than necessary, and needlessly expensive considering the cost per sheet.

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My understanding is that this is true for most wipes because they contain plastic, but if you get ones like the Andrew moist wipes that are 100% cotton then those are safe to flush because they will disintegrate.

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Some wet wipes claim they are ā€œFine to Flushā€ standard, but this certification scheme was withdrawn last month

Water UK is now running a Bin the Wipe campaign.

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Perfectly aware. But I still use them.

You can ā€œmake your ownā€ wet wipes by adding a dab of Wype to toilet paper for a final clean:

Safe and flushable.

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I’m getting up close and personal to people on the internet way more than I thought I ever would :jack_eyes:

I just buy whatever. Can’t say I’ve ever put any more thought into it than that.

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Sainsbury’s Super Soft Double Rolls.

Ā£2.57 for a pack of four.

Andrex isn’t basic, it’s very expensive! Whenever I’ve seen it, the price is about 70p-90p a roll!

I have Aldi own brand 6 rolls for £2.19 that claim to be 12 roll equivalent and have also had 10 packs of 9 rolls bought off TikTok shop for £20 which was slightly thicker but the rolls are not as long so possily a false economy!

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I actually meant basic in the sense it’s a fairly normal brand and nothing special about it.

That being said I find cheaper brands less comfortable and thinner so you use more. And given the regularity of use and, ahem, the area of use, 70p a roll is perfectly acceptable to me.

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Those are about 59p a roll at Morrisons now so that’s not too bad in my mind. There’s a point where I’m happy to spend to keep my butt happy.

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