Alright y’all… We’re nearly there!
Get your bets in now!
It’s amazing that we’ll be there this time next week.
Unless it’s a quiet week for signups…
Who am I kidding ?!
12:37 this coming Friday.
It’s like a more detailed version of a Craig David song
I met this girl on Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were Joint Account by Wed
And on Thursday we were paying by Hot Coral…
(Sorry, most people probably too young to get your reference @rat_au_van)
OMG - the Private Lounge is really a Thing. Complete with Coral Crew Karaoke!
Will the millionth user get a prize?
Yeah, an epic current account with a game changer bank
So it’s a little bit hard to measure who exactly is the millionth user… The internal metrics of open user accounts is actually slightly different to the number on the website. It’s not a particularly meaningful discrepancy and I’m not sure why exactly it is but nonetheless there is one.
Plus, no guarantee that the millionth user isn’t some kind of fraudster or someone that really knows what Monzo is or intends to use it much etc etc etc.
I think we’ll do some cool things to acknowledge it though!
So you’re saying I have a chance?
I’m guessing Tuesday evening at around 5pm.