What do ya reckon? 
I’ll be impressed when the smart toilets can implement IFTTT. So that if I spend too long on the toilet surfing this forum, it deposits 10p per minute into a pot (pardon the pun) of my choice. 
EDIT: I would also like them to automatically order me a replacement card if they detect that it’s been flushed accidentally. That’s a must-have feature for me.
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“deposits into a pot” takes on a whole new meaning…
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“Fully immersive” and “toilet” are not words that anyone wants to see in the same sentence. Paragraph. Article.
I think the top comment on there sums it up nicely.
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The future is here!
No joke but I have been waiting for the asian toilet companies to start coming over here. I would love a heated seat in the winter. That mirror with alexa is not coming near my house though!
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Knowing Alexa is always there would give me stage fright.
Also: warm seats are a no-no. It’s like someone has just been there before you. Yuck.
“Alexa, listen for the plop my poop makes to see if I am still healthy”
“Alexa, from the sound of the plop what was the speed and weight of said exit?”
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My employer installs Japanese toilets into their offices… they have a seat warming function…
I just find them gross.
If it’s cold, I take warmth in the fact it’s been a while since another chap was sat there!
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Yeah after you get through that it is nice though have to admit.
Not a fan of this - just not needed. Every seems to have to be internet connected today, from shoes to salt shakers (these were actually funded on Kickstarter). Just adds unneeded complication.