Tomorrow is tomorrow, today is today, and yesterday when I said it’s tomorrow is now today, but yesterday is still yesterday.
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Thanks for clearing that up
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A pleasure, as always 
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It could just be tab ordering and they intended it to be 3rd but as there is no tab 2 right now it seems like its tab 2. Or it could be plus plus pro upgrade xl max…
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Finally somebody gets it right.
Welcome to Monzo Plusium Pro XL XIVMC
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Pro plustomers?
Calling us XL plustomers might not be a good move
I for one welcome our new tab overlords when the bar turns 6 tabs big
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Wait until we launch Monzoling Proniumplus S Gold!
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A new tab for every million customers
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Yeah, maybe I should have run that by the press and PR teams…
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We will be running monzo in horizontal mode soon at that rate. The new lcd screen cards will have extra tab buttons as well.
Being a sh*t stirrer I hope it just says “Welcome” with a splash with thanks for joining monzo permanently displayed.
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Hence the apple app store update.
Coming soon iPhone Monzo 14 XLH Pro
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You need to work on your product naming skills
This is what happens when people get promoted beyond their abilities. I told them, leave me in COps I’m perfectly happy chatting to customers, but no they said, let’s make you in charge of new product launches.
So here I am, ready to push that big red button…
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Nah it just needs an emoji or UwU
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wait, whats a UwU?!?!
My training didn’t cover this.
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I could link you but then I would need to close your account… 
Ultimate walrus underwear
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my starling account right? 
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Now you’ve revealed one of the new plus perks… who are you getting your info from? I wanna hunt them down and turn them into a Walrus…
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