Woooooow.
I go to the pub and come back to betrayal. 
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We both know how fickle the Coral Crew are… all it takes is a few sweeties and they’re all mine muahahahahahahaha.
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We were just lulling Dan into a false sense of security. Then hit him with “name the tab”. He saw through that, though.
Peter isn’t that easily bought
Takes at least a packet of haribo
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but now you have to wonder…
Is it launching tomorrow?
Are starling launching it?
Are Starling launching it tomorrow? 
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Is Dan working for Starling? Does he really have a Dozens app with 13 tabs?
How do I make it up to Alan?
Nope. I’ve decided it’s tomorrow
Monzo’s new strategy is launch on a Wednesday
It’s the top change that the CEO has implemented to show how different he is
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Haribo
Because it’s the middle of 5 days and this will be in the middle of 5 options?!
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Are we both bought by Haribo?!
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Isn’t it the second option?
I think so, but that didn’t fit so I ignored it 
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Nobody likes Monday so it doesn’t count
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How soon is now?
I have already waited too long…
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Tell me why…
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I can see no reason
Because there are no reasons
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Ask Sir Bob.
Can you just begin to imagine how relentlessly and exhaustingly horrid a Revolut dating site would be!
Shudders
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