It would be the first Dating site to give you an early introduction in a relationship to the “silent treatment”
This is one of the best threads on here in ages! Bravo everyone!
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Is it a 1 tap access to virtual card list?
So Monzo say 2 days ago something soon
Dan says tomorrow potentially meaning today?
If it’s significant then it’s credit related - credit card or line of credit to use in a flexible way.
Might be something really trivial that we all go 
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Monzo have been saying 
for several weeks now in the app release update notes. Varying forms of “nothing to say this week because something new is coming soon”.
In true Monzo style can mean in the next few seconds, all the way up to the next few years 
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So 10am?
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Or not 
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Midday is my next guess if it hasn’t turned up by 10.30
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Nah cops are on lunch then. I’m guessing they release at 10am because it’s the best time for support.
Are we at the stage of needing police assistance?
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Depends if it’s a full release or one of those slow released in batches things
There will be 5 tabs, 5 is 17:00, but as it’s the second tab, that means you minus 3.
14:00 confirmed.
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I just hope it’s a Monzo credit card to be fair…. I hope they release something today!!!
@Dan5 hyped us up too much. If there’s no new feature today, pitchforks will be in high demand, and no one will ever trust Dan again, ever.
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It has been a while since I’ve done my pitchforks sales pitch:
WE GOT 'EM ALL!
| Traditional | Left Handed | Fancy |
|---|---|---|
| —E | Ǝ— | —{ |
| WE EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS! |
| 33% off! | 66% off! | Manufacturer’s Defect! |
|---|---|---|
| —F | —L | —e |
NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!
| The Euro | The Pound | The Lira |
|---|---|---|
| —€ | —£ | —₤ |
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Have they got the UKCA mark? Import duties all paid?
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The wait is over!
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