Private Lounge


Oh, that’s the stuff of legend in the Private Lounge.

(Liam W) #22

It used to exist. It was supposed to only be for level 4s though, so they got rid of it when they re-majiggered the categories.



I think default Discourse has ‘lounges’ for both level 3 and level 4…

I think there’s a private area for the 'Crew?

(Allie) #24

Yes but it’s too bad I got banned just for a tiny little mess…


To be fair, I think Tom’s still trying to get the baby powder out of the carpet, and there are still rumours of the sloth going feral in the heating ducts…

(Allie) #26

Fair enough, fair enough. But the baby powder smells good? And maybe they’ll find another sloth up there and Monzo will have sloth babies to hang out in the Monzo rooftop rainforest floor planned for the new office…


It’s gone full Mad Max. The poor family of that heating engineer :disappointed:

At least his family accepted stickers as compensation

(Eve) #28

Slowest invasion ever. I wouldn’t be too worried about it.


As long as the real reason they moved out of City Road never comes out, all will be fine. The family signed the NDA, after all…

(Allie) #30

Stickers AND sloths? Oh, my! Brings glitter to add more sparkles


So dark, are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?


(Graham - Mental health professional) #33

You realise, don’t you, that those words can never have been expressed in that order - ever. Forget your infinite monkeys. I mean NEVER (and that’s shouting).


Wow, I’ve added something new to the wealth of human knowledge. That’s the threshold for a PhD, right?

(Graham - Mental health professional) #35

Close enough :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

(Allie) #36

Yes, yes it is:

(Yen Pham) #37

I’m on the case :running_woman:


I’m happy to be the bouncer “If your names not down, you’re not coming in” and I’d also be willing to throw out anyone who is bad on the karaoke!


The biscuits appear to have run out, who’s turn is it this time?


It’s Monday so it’s healthy snack day. The nuts are in the corner; the satsumas have been inexplicably replaced with things called “easy peelers”, though…