Monzo downgrades forecast

…from a billion customers to just millions.

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unless they mean thousands of millions?

or are they saying it will only be millions of customers who are brilliant and the rest will be less than brilliant?

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Maybe just Monzo did check and actually the number of brilliant people doesn’t exceed 1,000,000,000, the rest is just okay? :smiley:

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A billion is still millions.

But actually you are correct.

Our new aim is 999,999,999 customers :wink:

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You know if you add millions they eventually become billion :grinning:

Not necessarily. It all depends upon how many millions you have to add together.

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US or UK billion?

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We have a winner!

In true QI fashion, imagine a screen flashing with your comment whilst a klaxon sounds repeatedly. :wink::+1:

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It’s always good to have intermediate goals. It helps you stay motivated :wink:

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There’s no difference. The British billion was standardised to 1,000 million decades ago.

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I refuse to recognise this colonial influence.

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