I didn't find any p0rn 🧐

So I googled tractors and was very disappointed to find that it brought up tractors.

Makes me wonder how you find porn by literally looking at tractors :eyes: is there a tractors wives version of readers wives :roll_eyes:

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Your google skills are lacking then :smirk:

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I’ll not ask :rofl:

Turn off safe search.

Best not to

But yes, it’s apparently a thing

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Not on :face_with_monocle::rofl:

So this is what this meant!

(I’m still totally unaware of what’s going on)

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The MP who was watching naughty vids in the commons claimed he accidentally found it while looking for tractors

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Basically this

He’s a liar. He searched for porn. He only told everyone he searched for something else. Standard MO in the governing party under Boris. C+ minimal effort applied.

Rees-Mogg admitting that it will be economic suicide to implement Brexit rules, though, is Grade A trolling.

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According to a fellow MP in a BBC interview, it’s the type of tractor he was searching for and he could see how this would lead to pr0n links being included. But then they would say that, wouldn’t they…

I can see how this is possible

Sexy tractors

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If he was going for Ford then he got 3 letters badly wrong

maybe he was looking for tractor humping :smiley:

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He only mean to look at the trailer :wink:

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If he’d been looking at ploughing websites it might have been possible… or shopping for a new garden hoe.

You’d think given it took him about 3 days to think of an excuse he’d have thought of that one.

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“Alexa, show me photos of tractors, with big bouncy haystacks and long deep straight ploughed furrows. Sorry Mr Speaker, what were you saying again…?”

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Dammit someone got to the OnlyFarms joke first…

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