So I googled tractors and was very disappointed to find that it brought up tractors.
Makes me wonder how you find porn by literally looking at tractors 
is there a tractors wives version of readers wives 
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Your google skills are lacking then 
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Iāll not ask 
Turn off safe search.
Best not to
But yes, itās apparently a thing
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Not on 
So this is what this meant!
(Iām still totally unaware of whatās going on)
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The MP who was watching naughty vids in the commons claimed he accidentally found it while looking for tractors
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Basically this
Heās a liar. He searched for porn. He only told everyone he searched for something else. Standard MO in the governing party under Boris. C+ minimal effort applied.
Rees-Mogg admitting that it will be economic suicide to implement Brexit rules, though, is Grade A trolling.
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According to a fellow MP in a BBC interview, itās the type of tractor he was searching for and he could see how this would lead to pr0n links being included. But then they would say that, wouldnāt theyā¦
I can see how this is possible
Sexy tractors
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If he was going for Ford then he got 3 letters badly wrong
maybe he was looking for tractor humping 
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He only mean to look at the trailer 
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If heād been looking at ploughing websites it might have been possibleā¦ or shopping for a new garden hoe.
Youād think given it took him about 3 days to think of an excuse heād have thought of that one.
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āAlexa, show me photos of tractors, with big bouncy haystacks and long deep straight ploughed furrows. Sorry Mr Speaker, what were you saying againā¦?ā
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Dammit someone got to the OnlyFarms joke firstā¦
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