The amount of us continuously opening the monzo app surely has to hit some records today
No launch trending at 50%
Confirmed! Monzo Community is bruised, battered and pessimistic after 2021.
Didn’t someone say about a week ago that there were no more new features this year?
Officer! Someone has killed my buzz.
(Tbf Alan has gone for no announcement so I’ll glare at him for being Troll-in-Chief should we end the day being light and bright).
There were/are no more software releases until 2022 now.
But certain features are already in there and just need turning on from the servers, so it’s possible to activate feature(s) without a new software version - they’re called ‘feature flags’ and the ones I’m watching are:
boolean name="dark_mode_support_enabled" value="false" /> boolean name="themes_enabled" value="false" /> boolean name="really_dark_theme_enabled" value="false" />
When Monzo switches the flag on, when the app next pings the servers, the updated feature flag is sent to the device and the app will act accordingly.
literally just came to comment they’ll probably launch it at sunset lol
Still no dark mode this is tense
Poll update. Cheque imaging seems oddly popular…
Changing the answers is cheating though
To quote Hubert Farnsworth: “No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it”
Hang on! This is not in the spirit of polling!
It’s nearly time!!! For sunset
It’s always sunset somewhere in the world
10 minutes pour moi!
Similarly, the sun is always over the yardarm… somewhere in the world. Hic…
I’m gonna be so upset if it all a troll
Maybe Monzo is just leaving us in the dark