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[Anarchist (Press ‘Help’ search ‘Contact us’ or email help@monzo.com or call 0800 802 1281)]

They always have a sale on, don’t have any pizzas available for immediate delivery, and there’s no delivery slots available until after Christmas?

[Carlo1460]

I don’t mind a dominos when someone else is paying, Asda pizza counter otherwise

[Revels]

It pretty much is. Tuesday is official BOGOF day but those deals are always there. They don’t even try and hide it anymore, there’s a deals section!

[Ordog]

I haven’t been there for ages but yes they have 2 for 1 on collection only or every Tuesday for delivery if I remember correctly.

They have so many deals that are all quite overwhelming. So much so, they have a “deal finder” type function in their app that calculates the best deal for you based on what you’re interested in ordering.

[Ordog]

@Carlo1460

Asda pizza counter otherwise

It might just be my local ASDA but they’re like cardboard

[Carlo1460]

I’ve never had a bad one I don’t think.

Deep pan, BBQ base, chicken, chorizo, mushroom and peppers with a drizzle of garlic oil

[jparcher (JP)]

This one? TikTok - Make Your Day

[mikez]

@WhyAydan

I also wouldn’t really call yourself (the one in the video) an investor by using Monzo

Why not? It’s no different from investing your money with any of the other platforms. What do you think that you have to do to be called an investor?

[mikez]

@WhyAydan

I wouldn’t call myself an investor for putting money into a pot

Would you call yourself a saver if you put money into a savings pot?

[mikez]

@WhyAydan

The investor is Monzo

No - the customer is the investor because it is their money that’s being invested.

What about Vanguard, Hargreaves Lansdown and the other investment platforms - do you not believe that their customers are investors?

[RichardL (Rich)]

@ndrw

For me it’s not about whether you’re technically an investor or not but rather it feels disingenuous to say “this is my day as an investor”.

It implies an active lifestyle, something you consciously and actively engage in, make decisions about or God forbid do as a job.

Isn’t that the entire point of the ad though? I.e. It’s super easy to be an investor. The barriers to entry that you think are there literally aren’t. You drop in the money, we manage it for you, and you can still make tea, or run the length of Africa or something…

[mikez]

I’ve invested for years in everything from managed funds to individual shares. I’ve also chucked £1K in Monzo’s “adventurous” fund for fun.

Saying that some of those are not investing destroys the work that has gone into making investing less of an elite activity and something that everyone can do, even with a small amount of money.

[mikez]

Apologies for continuing the off-topicness

[Carlo1460]

I love a Nando’s, also have a Pepe chicken which is much closer and about half the price which I actually don’t mind!

[Revels]

<£20 for food delivered to your table that’s of a decent quality doesn’t really seem like a “rip off”

[Revels]

You can’t call something a rip off because you order half the menu!

[RichardL (Rich)]

Let’s be honest though, Nando’s has been a casualty of inflation. It’s no-longer ‘cheeky’.

I found some really old order emails not too long ago and the price difference is quite something.

[Revels]

So as I said, under £20. I thought it was fairly obvious I meant per person

“I can’t believe Nandos costs £400!!” because you take 20 people.

[Revels]

You’re not getting quality food for less than that anymore!

[l33t]

I dont mind Nandos but I do find it something I dont ever bother going to, I also wish they would make the hottest sauce a bit spicier.