Two beautifully interwoven threads in one 
I shall look back and wince … 
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Still no i-deer 
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Never look back . . . . only forward 
You mean there’s more of this to come? 
Oh deer. The content of this thread is frankly stag-gering.
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doe!
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Yep, admittedly, quality (if a late runner 
).
Well you might be a feeling a bit pudu out but the tail of the story is simply give them the hoof and it’ll save you a buck
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As a backstop you could use deer old cash. I keep a tenner folded up in my wallet for these eventualities (eg their terminal isn’t working etc). Staggering really.
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The OP said they don’t take cash
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Kudos for effort. Pudu? Who knew?
(Google, perhaps 
? . Just saying…).
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Definitely in a rut, went all the way to Richmond Park and had no doe for a brew.
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Next time you go to Richmond please take a medieval coin purse. It’s still the preferred payment method.
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Yeah it was bit of a deer to put it in and you really pronounce pu as poo rather than puh. Doe!
Super cute, deer the size of a cat. Definitely worth a Google very endeering.
Pardon me, but are you sure it’s wasn’t a cat? 
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Referring back, despite the benign nature of the OP, some real reputational damage has been done herein .
(Not to me, I might add…
)
(Dear oh deer… ).
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Yes if the associated cost is higher than the profit they make on the average transaction.
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I see what you mean 
I wonder if they think visa means debit, and MasterCard means credit cards!
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