Monzo Premium Ultra private wealth management confirmed.
(Tom needs somewhere to stash all his millions, right?)
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Pet insurance offer for Plus/Premium customers 
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Monzo “kerching” sound replaced by “MIIAAAAOOOOOWWWWW” instead. Phone will now purr when you put money in a pot, and hiss when you withdraw.
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The cat looks fat.
Garfield is a known fat cat.
Garfield hates Mondays.
Monzo loves lasagna?
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@Rat_au_van could you explain to @AlanDoe how this works, please? 
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Impromptu (definitely cat / new feature related) poll:
- Lasagne
- Lasagna
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Shawl-ly not?!?!?
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That’s a fat cat, so this will be Monzo Wealth Management. Built-in buying of ETFs, and an aggregate dashboard of your wealth.
- Monzling
- Starzo
- Make him stop with the polls
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Anyway, in non-poll related content…
When we say upcoming, do we mean 
or as soon as @Alexxxxx requests it?
(So tempted to make that a poll. Resisting).
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Can you imagine being in a meeting, getting a bunch of Slack notifications, panicking because something must have gone terribly wrong for you to get so many Slack notifications, and then opening them to find out it’s because @Revels turned you into a vet and your colleague into a ginormous cat?
Yeah I can.
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I love love love what this has turned into 
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Someone said pet insurance offer for paid accounts. Im putting votes on that
Pet rental, you contact Monzo in app using an automated flow to answer a set of questions.
They then pair you up with a pet and send it over for a month.
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I could actually get behind this.
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Where do I begin?
Find an old recording of the Chris Moyles show and listen to the tedious link section
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redownloads slack
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Petitions to add coral crew to the Jack meme channel
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@maxwhite can we have it now please? 
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Overweight Cat with dyscalculia and bad joints eats parrot
Joint Account Parity confirmed! Yeeeee-harr 
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