Guess the upcoming feature πŸ‘€ (Spoiler: Bulk Recategorisation)

It could be called Monzo Kite?

edit: Its was just a joke

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Monzo is going to appeal to fat cats only?

Whatever’s going on, that cat looks traumatised.

Strap in Monzo folk, this is gonna be a bumpy ride. :scream:

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Monzo Premium Ultra private wealth management confirmed.

(Tom needs somewhere to stash all his millions, right?)

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Pet insurance offer for Plus/Premium customers :scream_cat:

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Monzo β€œkerching” sound replaced by β€œMIIAAAAOOOOOWWWWW” instead. Phone will now purr when you put money in a pot, and hiss when you withdraw.

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The cat looks fat.

Garfield is a known fat cat.

Garfield hates Mondays.

Monzo loves lasagna?

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@Rat_au_van could you explain to @AlanDoe how this works, please? :pray::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Impromptu (definitely cat / new feature related) poll:

  • Lasagne
  • Lasagna

0 voters

Shawl-ly not?!?!?

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That’s a fat cat, so this will be Monzo Wealth Management. Built-in buying of ETFs, and an aggregate dashboard of your wealth.

  • Monzling
  • Starzo
  • Make him stop with the polls

0 voters

Anyway, in non-poll related content…

When we say upcoming, do we mean :soon: or as soon as @Alexxxxx requests it?

(So tempted to make that a poll. Resisting).

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Can you imagine being in a meeting, getting a bunch of Slack notifications, panicking because something must have gone terribly wrong for you to get so many Slack notifications, and then opening them to find out it’s because @Revels turned you into a vet and your colleague into a ginormous cat?

Yeah I can.

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I love love love what this has turned into :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Someone said pet insurance offer for paid accounts. Im putting votes on that

Pet rental, you contact Monzo in app using an automated flow to answer a set of questions.

They then pair you up with a pet and send it over for a month.

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I could actually get behind this.

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Where do I begin?

Find an old recording of the Chris Moyles show and listen to the tedious link section

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redownloads slack

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