Monzo Premium Ultra private wealth management confirmed.
(Tom needs somewhere to stash all his millions, right?)
Monzo Premium Ultra private wealth management confirmed.
(Tom needs somewhere to stash all his millions, right?)
Pet insurance offer for Plus/Premium customers 
Monzo “kerching” sound replaced by “MIIAAAAOOOOOWWWWW” instead. Phone will now purr when you put money in a pot, and hiss when you withdraw.
The cat looks fat.
Garfield is a known fat cat.
Garfield hates Mondays.
Monzo loves lasagna?
@Rat_au_van could you explain to @AlanDoe how this works, please? 

Impromptu (definitely cat / new feature related) poll:
Shawl-ly not?!?!?
That’s a fat cat, so this will be Monzo Wealth Management. Built-in buying of ETFs, and an aggregate dashboard of your wealth.
Anyway, in non-poll related content…
When we say upcoming, do we mean
or as soon as @Alexxxxx requests it?
(So tempted to make that a poll. Resisting).
Can you imagine being in a meeting, getting a bunch of Slack notifications, panicking because something must have gone terribly wrong for you to get so many Slack notifications, and then opening them to find out it’s because @Revels turned you into a vet and your colleague into a ginormous cat?
Yeah I can.
I love love love what this has turned into 
Someone said pet insurance offer for paid accounts. Im putting votes on that
Pet rental, you contact Monzo in app using an automated flow to answer a set of questions.
They then pair you up with a pet and send it over for a month.
I could actually get behind this.
Where do I begin?
Find an old recording of the Chris Moyles show and listen to the tedious link section
redownloads slack
Petitions to add coral crew to the Jack meme channel
@maxwhite can we have it now please? 
Overweight Cat with dyscalculia and bad joints eats parrot
Joint Account Parity confirmed! Yeeeee-harr 