Guess the upcoming feature πŸ‘€ (Spoiler: Bulk Recategorisation)

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Larger limits regarding (locked) savings pots? :smiley:

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Biscuit round-ups.

Everytime @Dan5 gives something away, we round that up to a whole number and give that many biscuits to a cat.

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Bulk category change

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Since the image is named β€˜bulky cat’

I’d say it’s the bulk categorisation found in the teardowns a few week ago.

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Will it’s not dark mode or we’d be seeing a black pussy.

Not sure why this is flagged, nothing controversial, unless someone is scared of a black cat

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Hahahah

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Wide angle lens on Monzo cards? Wait, sorry, I’m just too excited about the iPhone 13

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Monzo Tamagotchi is my actual real guess :cat:

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As it’s a Garfield size cat, free pizza? :pizza:

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Bulk Category changes

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Na. Monzo Tabbygotcha, more like :blush:

Gastric bypass for all plustomers

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Edit: Guess the upcoming feature :eyes: wrong answers only.

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There’ll be no chance of that for two weeks. I’m away in Italy and I’ve deleted Slack off my phone for a proper break :joy:

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Cats eat birds

That cat has eaten a lot of birds

A starling is a type of bird

So buy out of Starling confirmed

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It’s very considerate of you to give your colleagues a proper break

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We’re gonna run the starling architecture as a spin off bank for kids and call it Monzaling.

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Terrible name

I think they deserve it - they can work anxiety free to 18 whole days without worrying which ships my lips might sink.

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