Title: Monzo co-founder banks on cool credentials
Google the title if you get paywall
It starts like this:
Tom Blomfield has just been cleaning up his glass-walled kitchen in east London, where he treated a co-founder of his company to breakfast. “I managed to tip half the scrambled eggs over the floor,” he grimaces
And a screenshot (Sorry FT 
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Blomfield selects his Bodum coffee grinder which starts whirring loudly after the photographer opts for a black coffee. The countertop quake is quelled as its owner sets up an elaborate contraption through which to filter the product. For a man whose company champions simplicity, it’s quite a mission for a single cup.
Writing like that makes my eyes roll. 
Yeah, it is overwrought. Glass-walled kitchen, wooden table, glass-fronted wine cabinet. What material is his sofa made from? I MUST KNOW
@Jim1701, next all hands question? 
I think that would be a great question!
Wine cabinet indeed. Mine’s more of a wine queue. A really short, and fast-moving queue.
This is the reason I have an FT account: for photos of Tom’s apt!
Such great content.
Wait! @tom’s got a Boden grinder? 
Why do I always get asked to ask the troll questions?
An aeropress?!
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