Yeah, this is the one thread (or at least one of very few) where talking about Monzo is off-topic
Point noted. Iâd argue that Iâm irritated by Monzo seemingly standing still and not being as good as (I think) it could be. Iâd be surprised if anyone on here criticising Monzo isnât a fan that just wants them to be better.
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This is very interesting.
I think if it was JP Morgan it could be a very interesting proposition for Starling
Not such a fan of it being Lloyds bank though, Iâve never been a fan.
I hope starling isnât sold to another bank, I suspect they would lose customers over it as well. If Lloyds brought it, youâd have to wonder how long it would be before they tried to integrate the two and ergo the start of the problems
Very much agree with that for Lloyds but for JPM/Chase they have no UK presence or UK system so Iâm pretty sure itâd just be Starling as we know it but with the big name and much more money behind it.
This is probably the best time to flog Starling. Business is looking good, broke a profit last month, customer numbers are good, but not too high to price out potential suitors.
All depends on Harold McPike though. He does seem very supportive of Anne, though - so as long as theyâre still tight and heâs bought into her vision then all should be okay.
There was a time when the likes of Lloydâs incorporating a challenger bank would have seemed sensible and attractive - particularly to the buyer, in terms of acquiring new features.
Not so now - Lloydâs are ploughing a really positive furrow with its mobile banking offering with instant notifications and frequent updates. Other banks are working hard in that department too.
So I wonder quite what the benefit would be for a UK bank? Buying the customer base would be iffy, surely, with the backlash from hardcore mobile bankers opting for Monzo.
Maybe the business account business is more attractive.
Maybe the non retail banking products are of even greater value.
Fast forward - a non UK buyer ?
Youâre just looking at the public side here. Lloydâs backend infrastructure is probably still old, might also be mainframe based and incurring technical debt.
Acquiring Starling, investing in that platform to handle the full Lloyds product range, then moving customers over bit by bit could be the cure that they need.
(Thatâs not to say that I would necessarily welcome such as acquisition - but thatâd be the logic, I think).
Quick polls:
- Do nothing (stay with Starling owned by Lloyds)
- See how it pans out
- CASS away immediately
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- Do nothing (stay with Starling owned by JPM)
- See how it pans out
- CASS away immediately
0 voters
- Yes
- No
0 voters
- Yes
- No
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When anyone says this, it always reminds me of this tweet:
And maybe offer counter services to Starling customers.
Oh god I hope Starling isnât bought. Forget the tech, who wants Starling run by old men in grey suits??
I wonder if youâd notice the difference.
And now Iâve seen my typo I canât unsee it. And Iâm scared to fix it in case it resets the poll.
Iâll by better next time.