So the time has come! How have we done?
Dear reader, I was horribly over-optimistic in my predictions but failed to predict a couple of significant events.
But let’s dive deeper. Here’s my assessment of my mystical prediction abilities:
Monzo will bring new features to Plus and Premium accounts.
fail. There’s been no such offer. Sadness.
we got this! The Community was happy.
fail. I’m LOLing at my optimism. I suspect this was pitched internally and written off early as far too complicated. It’s a big shame but Monzo doesn’t seem to have the stamina or ability to grapple with the really difficult problems so it’s probably for the best. Who’d want something half baked released with unrealised promises that it’ll be fixed?
fail. I thought this one might be an easy win, but looks like it wasn’t. We have more connected accounts (an easy prediction that I missed) but no search, no notes, no tags, no tabs, no bill splitting…
fail. Another one that I thought would be an easy win. After all, this has been developed for business accounts. Won’t it scale? Or is the attitude more that they have the revenue they want from paid accounts so they don’t need to do more? Feels like a baffling (non) decision.
Monzo will stop issuing physical cards by default - to both save money and help the environment.
is was a bit left field predicting, but having heard the number of times that some customers replace their cards (which led to recent restrictions on the number of times you can order a free replacement) and the big COP26 environmental summit, I thought that Monzo could both score a win on costs and marketing by making cards optional. I didn’t think they’d be paid for, just that you’d need to actively order one during sign up or manually through the app. But no. Perhaps it’s to prevent financial crime by having the card sent to the resisted address? Maybe no one considered it as an idea. We’ll never know.
The core app will remain practically unchanged
The payments tab was updated at the beginning of the year, but the changes seemed to be over before it was properly finished.
For me, it was actually a step backwards as it removed functionality to store previous references. Like many things, it seemed to be intended to be a stepping stone to future changes. We’re yet to see those and I suspect sooner or later the whole thing will be rebuilt (again). And it won’t be finished (again). I’m already sad in anticipation.
I think this is probably a tick. We have trends but it doesn’t do budgeting (yet?). So we have Summary and it’s budgeting functions. Which haven’t changed. Sadness.
what more to say?
Now, this one is contentious. We had Trends during 2020 (yay) but I’d argue that it’s not particularly in depth. You can’t compare periods, are stuck with looking at monthly data - and it suffers from the same problem as the old pulse graph: big up front bills mean the graphs have little value. As I write, I wonder if Monzo is destined to, like the app equivalent of painting the Forth Bridge, rework sections of the app ad infinitum, but to never to really increase usefulness and destined not to grip the difficult questions and remake the same mistakes over and over.
Losses will mount this year.
So I got the headline right
But the detail, not so much:
There was some froth, but all in all I thought the media coverage was more measured than I’d feared.
Nope. Not seen any speculation on that.
I think I got it right where it matters though. Monzo is (checks notes) independent. And has indeed moved towards profitability. I’m pretty sure that’s part of a plan.
This Community will wither but still be around
I’m not sure they know it exists, to be honest.
(At some point I’ll probably write something about genuine vs superficial community engagement, why crowdfunding is a bad idea if it’s a marketing gimmick and how to make the most of genuine engagement. But that time is not now).
Nope. Didn’t happen.
Sadly true, in the UK at least. There were US ones. But they don’t count. Sorry Usaians!
International payments will formally launch, but only for business customers.
Not this one either. Might have to give back my crystal ball and turn in my mystic registration papers.
Monzo will still be working on a US launch, but it won’t be a priority and US staff numbers may decrease. It will still be in beta by the end of the year and there will be speculation about its future.
This one’s a mixed bag. Monzo is, indeed, still working on a US launch. And indeed it is still in beta. We don’t know about staff numbers or priority in the business. I missed the big “No US licence” announcement, but there has been some speculation (on here mostly) about its future, even though Monzo has said it’s committed to the market despite the setback.
: Monzo will announce it is overhauling lending. Nothing tangible will change for users, though.
Now, this didn’t happen. No announcement. But there was a tangible change as Flex was launched. (Wrapping the crystal ball for its return as I type).
There will be a limited beta of a Monzo credit card.
Not really… But I take a bit of comfort if you squint (and look at the virtual card) Flex is a little bit credit card ish. Maybe.
Starling still hasn’t unleashed their long trailed credit card. Maybe Anne is too busy fighting fintech CEOs?
I make that about 9/23 depending on how you count. It’s a pity that Mr Goxx has died and can’t do next year’s predictions.
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But was I better at the world outside of Monzo?
Starling acquired a lender and a loan book. I think the app is largely unchanged but expecting a flurry of angry Starling-stans in 3, 2, 1…
Again, I’m expecting an army of Rev devotees to correct me, but I wasn’t particularly impressed by Revolut’s innovation. We can say, though, that it’s unequivocally not a UK bank (unless there’s news in the last days of 2021…)
It’s still sink or swim. The AC, the Dozens CEO, gave a masterpiece in customer communications on its current status, though. The latest is that there’s been some funding offers that are being worked through. Will it still be on deathwatch in 2022?
Nope. Like a lot of these I think I was probably just a year or two early…
I refer the honourable reader to my previous answer…
And again… Flow is interested in coming here. But will they?
1/7. Terrible.