It’s Unboxing & Testing Time 
A familiar looking blue envelope arrives
Can’t open it - superstrength-superglue applied. Tear, tear…
ah ha - it’s the monzo card holder
Oooh - looks nice
Wow - it really does look good (kitchen lights on)
It does glow a bit (kitchen lights off)
Stands in cupboard with door closed and flash deactivated:
Squiggle, ‘monzo’ & ‘FLEX’ glow.
HELLO - CAN SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE!