Financial Fraud 159 Helpline

I used my 3 to record one in a happy voice, one in a bored voice and one in a very annoyed voice. Covered all eventualities

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“OK, that’s two seats booked on the next train to Barking, Mrs Lloyd.”

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“Sorry, unexpected item in the bagging area”

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Press 74 for ZooooBank
7…4
Thank you, you selected 7, directing you to Midland Bank.

They might also have difficulties with certain regional British accents

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It didn’t work for me either, but then transferred me back to a call handler who had no idea what I was trying to do. Took me a while to explain, and then they transferred me back to the system to set up a voice password.

It didn’t work again, so I got sent back to a different call handler and hung up!

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Or if you’re at Morrison’s, “Surprising item in the bagging area”

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@Dan5 Any idea?

I have no idea I’m afraid, I’ll add it to the to do list (to find out!) when I’m back!

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Or, if it was my mother…

“please state your bank”
“The one on market street”

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Was on the tellie box last night