Chase UK Chat (Part 1)

Really?

Everyone from J P Morgan invited down to the secret office behind the canteen?

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I mean I can see the JP Morgan building from my balcony so I can pop over.

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You probably could just follow someone in if you turned up at the right time!

(Note: I’m not actually condoning sneaking in to the J P Morgan building)

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It won’t be at their building. It’ll be a swanky reception for the media and industry somewhere posh to launch the new thing. Speeches, canapes, bubbly.

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There might even be a PowerPoint presentation

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And a promotional video.

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“My name is Chris Witty and I bank in a socially distant way with Chase”.

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Lots of smiling staff/team mates while building the bank

3 people looking at a screen while 1 points at presumably an error in the code. While having very serious expressions

Someone casually walking while sipping from a reusable coffee cup

A board meeting where they’re all laughing at some hilarious joke

Is my distaste for corporate stuff showing yet? :eyes:

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So you’ve produced these before?

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I’d hide a clown or something at the back of every shot

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I am wondering about this as well. What’s the point in ever having that waiting list if they aren’t going to use this.

Maybe it’s if they get loads of applications at once so they can hold them while they process them

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I’m worried the app on IOS or website isn’t live yet

If you click on login it shows you put mobile and then pass code so ready for when you have registered I would think.

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Huh? Why would you be worried?

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It’s a competition to get the lowest customer number right?

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Dibs on customer 1

That’s how it works right ?

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Seriously, people that bothered about what customer number they get, seen it all now.

Each to there own I guess.

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I’m not convinced that Chase will be the sort of bank to give a consecutive customer number visible in the app…

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