Paper? You tree killing monster you!
They had it coming!



1st April Monzo announce chequebooks.
Whilst Americans don’t get the joke, and say but we actually need checkbooks! Make them for us.
Copper Chequebooks, right?
I reckon Californium
Monzonium cheque book and pen.
Monzonium about twice as much as Californium and rarer than Unobtainium.
For public safety this thread should have been closed here to stop the contamination. It’s all downhill from here.

All I can say is, non of my comments can be off topic when the thread started out that way…
Turns out I was a genius all along…
The Daily Mail - “the coronavirus bacteria“
Something in this I’m sure.
Fun historic fact that I randomly know, door knobs (handles, I mean door handles) used to be made of brass for its anti-bacterial properties. A key competitor of Monzo has metal cards…