Antibacterial Bank Cards

Paper? You tree killing monster you!

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They had it coming!

:evergreen_tree::axe:

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:rofl:

1st April Monzo announce chequebooks.

Whilst Americans don’t get the joke, and say but we actually need checkbooks! Make them for us.

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Copper Chequebooks, right?

I reckon Californium

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Monzonium cheque book and pen.

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Monzonium about twice as much as Californium and rarer than Unobtainium.

For public safety this thread should have been closed here to stop the contamination. It’s all downhill from here.

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:mask: :skull_and_crossbones:

All I can say is, non of my comments can be off topic when the thread started out that way…

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Turns out I was a genius all along…

The Daily Mail - “the coronavirus bacteria“

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Something in this I’m sure.

Fun historic fact that I randomly know, door knobs (handles, I mean door handles) used to be made of brass for its anti-bacterial properties. A key competitor of Monzo has metal cards…

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