I don’t think I’ve consumed enough coffee to comprehend this ![]()
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There’s still an upcoming 3pm somewhere in the world, right? ![]()
Maybe it’s an announcement in the US, where it is yet to be 3pm?
Maybe it’s @monzobot announcing they are the new CEO?
@monzobot fortune
Are you the new CEO?
Most likely
Amazing.
I will consult my crystal ball everyday until something gets announced
Thank you for taking on this huge responsibility on behalf of the entire community 
I’m hoping the new accounts do go ahead but I think this year for a release is out the window!
I think they will release some version of Plus, maybe a single tier this year
@monzobot fortune
Plus launches next Monday at 2PM
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As I see it, yes
It doesn’t get any less scary
@tomdavies + the Plus team after Monzobots antics
@monzobot fortune
Is this a joke?
My reply is no
Look forward to Monday then
@monzobot Fortune
You are creepy
It is certain
I don’t trust this Monzo Bot. Next thing you know it will gain sentience and start giving out fortunes without being asked