The Big Monzo Plus FAQ

The classic double bluff…

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@monzobot fortune

Is it a double bluff ?

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:crystal_ball: My reply is no

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Well that’s pretty definitive.

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@monzobot fortune

Are you really a bot?

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:crystal_ball: Yes

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@monzobot fortune

Are you sure you’re not just Simon B doing a robot voice?

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:crystal_ball: Very doubtful

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To be fair, at least it’s an update so thanks :grin:

EDIT: I do hope there’s a proper update soon though… It’s been very, very quiet from Monzo lately which is a shame so it would be good to know what’s happening

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Is an announcement that there’s no announcement not still an announcement?

Therefore we shouldn’t believe it

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That was supposed to be a secret :shushing_face:

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You’ve lost your Coral Crew flair :cry:

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Or maybe Simon B is the Monzo bot in a human suit…

@simonb quote

Wonder if it works the same…

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:left_speech_bubble: Most bands out there are basically pretty boring. I try to affect people inside their bodies. — Prince :princesymbol:

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This new bot is definitely better than Monzo Bot.

whoa, what happened there? :exploding_head: maybe i am a bot… no! i’m human! i promise!

circuits melt down :robot:

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I don’t think I’ve consumed enough coffee to comprehend this :exploding_head::man_facepalming::joy:

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There’s still an upcoming 3pm somewhere in the world, right? :thinking:

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Maybe it’s an announcement in the US, where it is yet to be 3pm?

Maybe it’s @monzobot announcing they are the new CEO?

@monzobot fortune

Are you the new CEO?

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