Caption Contest!

Tim-Cook-Donald-Trump-handshake

Alright folks. Hit me with your best caption for this. I feel like there’s something here :joy:

Winner gets bragging rights.

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“You have very warm hands for an apple, Tim”

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“You shouldn’t have put your name on a card, put it on buildings like I do. In the biggliest letters you can. Then you’ll always remember”

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I know this isn’t the game, but Tim looks like he’s reaching for a gun there.

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He actually called him “Tim Apple”. I am crying with laughter.

Does Tim Apple hang out with Jeff Amazon and Mark Facebook?

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You ask us to caption this, but how can we out-do reality?

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This entire presidency is what happens when reality becomes stranger and funnier than fiction.

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Why is Trump shaking hands with Paul O’Grady?

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He isn’t?

That’s Tim Apple.

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DT “Tim Cook, I really love those Samsung phones you make.”

TC “It’s Apple.”

DT “Sorry, Tim Apple, I’m just glad you don’t make those really badly failing iPhones. Samsung are really great American phones.”

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So why can’t I have a 6G phone?

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Lily Savage for President!

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