Next day, according to Amazon.
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Even Same day or within 2 hours
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Monzo modern art display at a ikea near you
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Let’s hope soon means a few days rather than a few weeks.
Nice mental card anyone?
Are the plants given out as awards?
Wednesday?
I mean all of these are apparently ‘soon’:
- Christmas
- A vaccine
- Crossrail
- England winning the world cup
So yeah, I guess launching any time between now and 2099.
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Tomorrow
Can’t see them teasing it for more than a day
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This.
The last release was a Tuesday IIRC and so makes sense.
Maybe we’re finally getting Monzo to a more realistic idea of what “soon” is.
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Looking at the picture - I’ve got a Jony Ive quote going through my head.
“Simplicity is not the absence of clutter, that’s a consequence of simplicity . Simplicity is somehow essentially describing the purpose and place of an object and product. The absence of clutter is just a clutter-free product. That’s not simple.”
Question: how long after the thing-which-we-all-know-must-be-a-metal-card is launched, will the first negative comment be posted?
- Within nanoseconds
- 1-5 minutes
- 5-10 minutes
- Who cares?
- Fish finger butty
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Within nanoseconds from the usual suspects followed by the flagging crew and the defenders rushing to heap praise on Monzo for doing such a wonderful job.
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Do they have a theme tune and an official outfit?
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Please god, let it not be a metal card…
If you can find them, maybe you should call the flagging team
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I imagine the theme tune to go a little like this
And the outfit to look like this
Oh the irony of the flagging crew flagging this post 
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So, since we know The Thing That Will Be Soon is nearly here; how do we all expect it will work with Plus?
- Will cover all existing Plus features, and then some.
- Will be an entirely separate product, with a separate sign up vs Plus
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