We've hit 800,000 users!

(Simon B) #43

Tom approves of the cat GIF party.

Just putting that out there :grinning:


Better start preparing the best GIFs for when we hit a million :wink:

@BethS you have many cat friends. You should start filming them for potential unique GIFs :tada:


@simonb If you can find any monzo cat capes, ill ensure you can get some custom Cat Gifs of my 4 dancing around for the 1 mill mark…

(Starling Guru) #45


+80,000 users in one month? Are we speeding up?

((╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) #47

Getting there…


I thought it had been 2-3000 sign ups per day for a while?

(Jack) #49

Average over the last 90 days is 2.3K



It feels a bit faster than our 700,000 - 800,000 journey. Might just be my perception.


Why does accounts per day invariably peak on Wednesdays, at least for the last few months?

(Jack) #52

My guess is it’s people who sign up over the weekend.
Monzo get the request Monday morning, produce the card later that day/night. The card then takes a day or two to arrive, thus it gets activated on the Wednesday.

(Starling Guru) #53

Just imagine that when Monzo hit one million we find out this has all been one big experiment for a TV show and that Monzo don’t really have one million customers only 10 thousand and that we are really with Natwest :eyes: :joy_cat:

(Jack) #54


This could be a Black Mirror storyline


Monzo is a Barclays experiment, secretly funded and put up in some fancy digs. :anguished:


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You got it all wrong mate… all wrong…

It is not Barclays… it is HSBC’s! :joy::joy::joy:


maybe it is TSB 2.0 !?


Ohh HSBC has been greyed out … maybe you are into something? :thinking:

(Jack) #60

Maybe it’s an alliance to create a single monopoly of the whole U.K. market


((╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) #61


I don’t mind the rothchilds too much, I like visiting their house at Waddesdon :+1: