We've hit 800,000 users!

Tom approves of the cat GIF party.

Just putting that out there :grinning:

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Better start preparing the best GIFs for when we hit a million :wink:

@BethS you have many cat friends. You should start filming them for potential unique GIFs :tada:

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@simonb If you can find any monzo cat capes, ill ensure you can get some custom Cat Gifs of my 4 dancing around for the 1 mill mark…

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+80,000 users in one month? Are we speeding up?

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Getting there…
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I thought it had been 2-3000 sign ups per day for a while?

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Average over the last 90 days is 2.3K

https://publicstats.itxdev.uk/dashboard/db/monzo-current-acc?orgId=1&refresh=5m

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It feels a bit faster than our 700,000 - 800,000 journey. Might just be my perception.

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Why does accounts per day invariably peak on Wednesdays, at least for the last few months?

My guess is it’s people who sign up over the weekend.
Monzo get the request Monday morning, produce the card later that day/night. The card then takes a day or two to arrive, thus it gets activated on the Wednesday.

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Just imagine that when Monzo hit one million we find out this has all been one big experiment for a TV show and that Monzo don’t really have one million customers only 10 thousand and that we are really with Natwest :eyes: :joy_cat:

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:nauseated_face:

This could be a Black Mirror storyline

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Monzo is a Barclays experiment, secretly funded and put up in some fancy digs. :anguished:

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You got it all wrong mate… all wrong…

It is not Barclays… it is HSBC’s! :joy::joy::joy:

maybe it is TSB 2.0 !?

Ohh HSBC has been greyed out … maybe you are into something? :thinking:

Maybe it’s an alliance to create a single monopoly of the whole U.K. market

:face_with_monocle:

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I don’t mind the rothchilds too much, I like visiting their house at Waddesdon :+1: